amazon.

Amazon, I used to think you were 'amazong'. haha! Like amazing? get it?

No? Oh....

Anyways, I have been patient but the fact that you keep CANCELLING my order is making this 

American foundations class, impossible.

So stop.

I don't want to do the optional reading.

I wanna do the required reading.

SO JUST SEND ME MY BOOK. 

You are sending it to everyone else.

Why me?

So amazon.

You used to be an awesome place to order everything from.

You had everything I have ever needed, and more.

But you suck.

Love, 

Annalee Craig.

Your old number one customer.